Bouncey bounce?

Someone asked me whether I was a bouncer last night.

ME???

Scrawny little lad with no padding. Noone's ever going to bounce off me.

I challenged the someone.

'So, if one day, you get really drunk, and just collapse in the middle of the dance floor, amidst shattered glass and wildly trodding pseudo-dancers, you want to be left there alone?'

Idiot.

But, man, drunk people can be so heavy.

P.S. Attica is quite cool. Tho more than a bit pricey.